teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

rainbownova:

• make a chat system
• give alerts when someone answers your ask
• REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING
• FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT
• search multiple tags at once
• MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING
• FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS
• REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU, 12.9 YEAR OLDS)
• SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER SENT FOLDER like I’m supposed to remember what I just said

runningawaywithaspaceman:

I’m scared, Spock.

meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

• SPN Fandom : What ? W ... WHAT ? ANGELS ! THEY ARE FALLING ! NO ! CAS ! DEAN ! SAM ! CROWLEY ! SOMEONE HOLD ME !!
• Whovians : Who is that- ... Wait. WAIT. WHAT ? WHAAAT ?! WHAT IS HAAAAAAPENNIIIIIING ?!!
• SPN and Whovians : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!
• Sherlockians : Oh, great, now we are the sanest fandom by far.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

llama-duck:

bitterboob:

chrisynova:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

this movie tho

rrueplumet:

LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING
a ghost, you say, a ghost maybe - good as long as it isn’t cholera.

stewardssons:

LotR meme: most frightening creature

The chiefest and deadliest of Sauron’s servants, the Witch-king ruled long after his master’s fall and claimed Angmar as his kingdom. He ruled from Carn Dum, seeking to destroy the realm of Arnor and all but succeeded in his task. Later claiming Minas Morgul, once Minas Ithil, the Witch-king campaigned against Gondor and sought once more to overthrow the the kingdoms of Men. The greatest foe unto the Free Peoples of Middle-earth, he was slain by Eowyn of Rohan, fulfilling a prophecy made by Glorfindel at the Battle of Fornost an age ago. 

when i say otp i dont actually mean “one true pairing” because having only one would be terrible

what i actually mean is i sail this ship so hard that my feelings will make the boat change form into a rocket ship and i will pierce through the atmosphere with how much i want these two to be doki doki

crowsing:

Twinkle, twinkle little star (◡‿◡✿)

Sourcing art is not that hard (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

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